Sunday, April 03, 2005

BEST TO DA POPE

The Pope is Dead. Yeah, well he was old. It happens. Nice guy that Pope. I keep hearing that he helped defeat communism, danced, and according to Bono, was "the first funky pope." That sure makes up for his refusal to ordain female priests and recognize gay rights.

He did stand up to George, though. He was crumbling over in pain, barely able to move, but he stood up to George and his march to war. Got to admire that. That must have made George feel like shit. The Holiest man in the universe (by some standards) criticizing your actions as immoral and against humanity. George's self righteousness probably took the A-train out his nutsack that day.

That's it. That's my ultimate moment in Pope history. Thank you Pope. Thank you for bitch slapping George with God and morality.

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